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Nostalgia for Today
This year has been hard. Really hard.
It’s like 2024 decided to be 5 years at once. Maybe it’s a tax thing.
Why be grateful when you can WIN?
I’ve never been against gratitude. In fact, I have my whole trifecta of Love – Gratitude – Imagination and how it’s important to tap into all of them.
But I’ve got to be honest.
Practicing gratitude, at least in the way I do it, does not make me feel good.
Pro-blem? Existential Dread
“Pro-bleeeeeemmmmm?!?!?” she exclaimed, while sticking a microphone taped to a golden mannequin leg into my face.
I stare at her, my eyes wide, slightly panicking while scrambling for a better way to explain what I want to say. I draw a blank. I resign myself to saying “existential dread”.
Life Hack: Incentivize your Good Habits with Bad Ones
So there I was, minding my own business, when the Digital Wellbeing app on my phone decides to inform me that I’m spending an average of 15 hours a week on Tiktok.
Sir, I think at the app, how could you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Men Ruin Plans
They say when you make a plan, God laughs at you. Then, God then sends a man to ruin your plan!
My Dopey Idea
My experience completing the RunDisney 2024 Dopey Challenge. Four days, four races, 48.6 miles.
My Home Alone Tasting Experience
Ever since I learned about it on Tiktok, I have always wanted to got to a Taste Film event. Unfortunately, they are based in the UK, so it’s going to require a little extra coordination.
Testing out a Roulette Strategy
Determine a fixed amount of money to gamble (e.g. $1,000).
Pick which color to bet on (e.g. Black)
Start by betting the minimum bet (e.g. $5)
Every round, increase your bet by $5, but continue to bet on the same color.
Stop play when either of the two events occur:
• You’ve doubled your total cash.
• The amount of money you have is less than your next bet.
The Fountain of Youth Runs with the Blood of Your Ego
What does it mean to be young? In the broadest of terms, it means to be on the early side of the spectrum, to have a path ahead, to be certain that progress is possible.
Teaching Financial Literacy… for Fun!
A few weeks ago, I was listening to a special episode of the Teacher’s Off Duty Podcast with Daymond John and they were talking about teaching kids financial literacy. One idea they mentioned was having an in-class economy, where students earn classroom currency and then have to budget their money accordingly.
Did ChatGPT just read me for filth?
I asked ChatGPT to scan through my entire website and then, based on the writing there, suggest some jokes I would make. Previously I’ve asked it to suggest blog posts and their suggestions felt like light roasts, so I was excited to see what it would come up with.
My 2022 Cinema Recap
In order to maintain my Platinum status at Cinemark, we have to watch 25 movies within the year. What I didn’t realize was that the free movies I get as a benefit do not count towards that total. So, here is a recap of the 28 movies I saw in theaters this year with their rating on the Negative 5 to 5 scale (starting with my least favorite).
33 Musings
Yesterday, I was challenged to come up with 33 “musings”. I chose to add to that challenge by writing down thoughts or assertions or jokes that are completely new - meaning I have not consciously created them or communicated them prior to yesterday.
Less is More: 5 Things that only work when I don’t think about them at all
I decided to think about things that I do fairly regularly that only work perfectly if no one is paying attention (and that includes me!).
A New Chapter: Becoming a (Paper) Notebook Person
Since I was 9 years old, I knew I wanted a laptop. I don’t think they were even something that pervasive back then – we had only gotten a color computer a few years before (and had finally gotten the hang of a mouse instead of using DOS commands), so I do not actually know where things stood in terms of popular tech…
Creating a Compelling Podcast - Part 3: Ongoing Maintenance
In the final part of this three-part series, we will cover how to keep a series going and everyone engaged.
Creating a Compelling Podcast - Part 2: Scripting, Recording and Editing
In this second part of this three-part series, we will cover useful insights on scripting, recording and editing.