33 Musings
Yesterday, I was challenged to come up with 33 “musings”. I chose to add to that challenge by writing down thoughts or assertions or jokes that are completely new - meaning I have not consciously created them or communicated them prior to yesterday. Without further ado, here they are (in order that they were thought of throughout the day):
The original list - transcribed for your reading ease! (You’re welcome.)
Spelling it ‘pewp’ is funnier than ‘poop’.
I have ascended the last tower number (32).
Problem solving for others is like a spider in the house, appreciated when not seen.
Symmetry in habits is a personal default.
Breaking patterns is a source of personal growth.
Once you achieve a rhythm, a previously difficult task becomes easier to surmount.
Even if you think you will not forget, you likely will as soon as you walk into another room.
Writing things down without context is funny, but not helpful.
Both A and C are bad Bs.
Do you find it odd when you can’t even?
When shall the bell toll for me?
Joe Biden’s father always said: “The cult of cryptonality is just one of the many ways to reinforce our late-stage capitalist systems by inspiring hope that our established currencies can be undermined by an environmentally damaging, unregulated pyramid scheme supported by internet memes.”
An allergy to potassium is a big ba-no-no/
Can you overdo moderation?
Sticker? I barely even know her!
If you are cozy, then you are a lady, making you a cozy lady.
A circular thought can spiral into the point with only a small redirection.
It’s fun to play pretentious.
Consider an ant.
Those who know know - and those who don’t just have to be there (or have to be willing to actively listen to the WHOLE story).
If everyone was truly kind to themselves I don’t think they would be able to hurt others.
Quokka, Quokka-razzi.
If Supply On Demand is not available: SOD off.
A fun guy on mushrooms is a cannibal.
If you like to “move it move it”, why is “it” stull here? Re-evaluate what is holding you back.
Over-chunking tasks may cause executive dysfunction.
The way you feel is a time-bound truth.
I learned that efficiency is relative when I started to care about step-counts.
Being too cute is an acceptable act of violence.
It’s hard for opinion and curiosity to live in one person. But, if you add someone else, with the right balance, they feed each other.
It only takes ONE TIME…for me to hear/read a word in a funny way, to forever change it in my mind.
Pseudonym? I barely even know him!
Why save the best for last? It’s not like you’re going to get this far.
So there you have it! Which one is your favorite? Which one do you hate? Let me know!
